Archive for July, 2014

Uncanny

July 20, 2014

I was reading an essay at the American Thinker’s “Ten Reasons Why I Am No Longer a Leftist” and the resonant phrases just started leaping out at me…

“But when I encounter unhinged, stratospheric vituperation, when I encounter detailed revenge fantasies in scatological and sadistic language, I know I’ve stumbled upon a left-wing website.”

“most obvious aspects of left-wing hate is how often, and how virulently, it is expressed in terms that are misogynist, homophobic, and in the distinctive anti-sex voice of a sexually frustrated high-school misfit.”

I knew it reminded me of someone which I leave to the reader to conclude.

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A Small Favor

July 18, 2014

I noticed that you just discovered you had installed an app that deletes tweets from your Twitter account. I can only imagine how much of a shock that must have been to discover that you had been sneaking around behind your back and installing apps without checking with you.

Some more apps of equal utility you might consider installing:

W3tW3twoo: tells you when water is wet.
WhiteGooGone: monitors your mayo supply and signals you when its too late for today’s hot dog orgy in order to fuel your boundless rage.
HotSkyThingBoop: tells you when its daytime.
MeDamnDumb: sends you an email whenever you make a dumb tweet. Caution: tends to just email for each and every tweet.

In the meantime, I’d like to ask you to do yourself and all of us a favor and set the delete interval on your Tweet Delete app to delete all tweets older than 2 seconds. That would solve a whole slew of problems.