Quest for WTF?

May 7, 2017

Fakey Shakey has managed to either find or create a thing that triggers as much snark as he himself and has provided enough invigoration to post again here.

It posted this tweet:



Not worthy of what? Proof? Separate personness? Outrageous hair coloration? Made up phantasms of the road trip?

And Fakey’s overuse of the word “boars” right after this is just height of irony.





Summers Heave

May 4, 2016

How can such a total douche never be “completely fresh”?

Love my new gravatar.

NumberNone Disses Dumbass, Calls Him a Coward

January 11, 2015

Looks like the boys don’t believe me. Heres the tweet (until they delete it).

Now some DA (Dumbass associate) will try to claim that he was only talking about Aaron W. But the description looks totally like Dumbass who blocks early and often because he can’t face anyone’s comments. True for one person, true for another. Unless you want to go with not true at all, then we have to ask why you posted such baloney in the first place.

And in preparation against the day of deletion which always just around the cowardly corner, here is the text of the message:

@sub_aetha @JustinTreasure @weltschmerz2015 Aaron blocked me like the coward he is. He can’t stand it when people call him on his bullshit.— #0 (@WhoIsNumberNone) January 9, 2015


A Modest Proposal

December 6, 2014

Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@CabinBoyBilly 11m11 minutes ago
I do wish the felon Kyle Kiernan would have a nice, soothing, cerebral vascular accident.

As long a I have your attention I’d like to note that you are still leaning on that old faildox chestnut of “felon”. I enjoy it when you continue to demonstrate your fails once again for all to see.

If you truly believe in your correct discovery of my identity I invite and challenge you to send me a letter at the address and identity you believe to be me.
Include every vituperation and disgusting comment you like.
I formally promise and swear on any source of sanctity you care to name that if that letter arrives at my mailbox/address/place-where-I-be I will post it as both a scan copy and text transcript on my blog and twitter without change or comment.
I will help you tell the world exactly what you think of me.
Be sure to include your return address on the envelope.

Or do you need me to send you an email with my real name and real address before a degraded skinsack of protoplasm like you can scrape up the guts to do something other than honk about it?

Chairman Derp on the Nature of Books

September 20, 2014

Dumbass decides to enlighten every one on the deep deepiness of his dumbness:

Apparently his Deep Brain doesn’t go down far enough to remember famous world leaders of not so long ago:

And then having decided he has achieved a massive coup via his dumbassedness, he decides to walk his dumbness around the block by crowing about his amazing book publishing skillz..

DumbAss needs to reconsider the measure of that feat.  The word “book” is a wide and very general title.

While this is a book:

This is also a book:

and this:

We’re all pretty sure which side of the spectrum his books are on.

Heck, his aren’t even well known enough to attract outrageously sarcastic reviews.

All New, Same Old Same Old

August 18, 2014

Schmalfeldt said he was embarking on an all new post-suit course of blogging. Since that time I have not disparaged him at all. Waiting to see what he will do. In that light I thought I would follow his new Twitter feed to see what transpires.

Surprise, surprise:

My guess is he’s just up to his usual crap. Still the same old diseased leopard.


July 20, 2014

I was reading an essay at the American Thinker’s “Ten Reasons Why I Am No Longer a Leftist” and the resonant phrases just started leaping out at me…

“But when I encounter unhinged, stratospheric vituperation, when I encounter detailed revenge fantasies in scatological and sadistic language, I know I’ve stumbled upon a left-wing website.”

“most obvious aspects of left-wing hate is how often, and how virulently, it is expressed in terms that are misogynist, homophobic, and in the distinctive anti-sex voice of a sexually frustrated high-school misfit.”

I knew it reminded me of someone which I leave to the reader to conclude.

A Small Favor

July 18, 2014

I noticed that you just discovered you had installed an app that deletes tweets from your Twitter account. I can only imagine how much of a shock that must have been to discover that you had been sneaking around behind your back and installing apps without checking with you.

Some more apps of equal utility you might consider installing:

W3tW3twoo: tells you when water is wet.
WhiteGooGone: monitors your mayo supply and signals you when its too late for today’s hot dog orgy in order to fuel your boundless rage.
HotSkyThingBoop: tells you when its daytime.
MeDamnDumb: sends you an email whenever you make a dumb tweet. Caution: tends to just email for each and every tweet.

In the meantime, I’d like to ask you to do yourself and all of us a favor and set the delete interval on your Tweet Delete app to delete all tweets older than 2 seconds. That would solve a whole slew of problems.

Hey Big Spender

June 25, 2014

I recently negative increment incentivized (threatened) that if a certain guttersnipe were to guttersnipe at me anymore then I just might go get a postage stamp for my letter to the other me that TLFKAD thinks is me.

Along comes the aforementioned one and orders me to bill him.  Hardly would I bother to bill someone for such a trivial sum, although it seems he doesn’t think it so trivial and he’ll probably need every available shekel for legal expenses and related reparations.

Presuming that he hangs on every word of what every El Hogeista writes I shall address him directly. I do have something you can contribute. Namely the address you think I live at.  Seems I forgot to screen cap it when you were on your doxing rant about me. Since you seem to believe so strongly it is really me you certainly should have no problem posting it in a reply to this message   And please spare us the usual nonsense about “send me an email address” or “register and post it on my blog” which are transparent attempts for better doxing fixes.

If you don’t send it I shall have to assume that your dox conclusion and everything related was yet another set of big fat scurvy lies which is your stock in trade. 

Wrong On So Many Layers

June 18, 2014

1 – It’s a simile not a metaphor
2 – It’s a faulty metaphor (simile..whatev’s). WWII did not attack Pearl Harbor, whoever said it did. And WWII did not un-attack Hiroshima and Nagasaki. you’re like an entire war? Which does things all by itself?
3 – You are willing right now huh? New frontier in sweaty palmed happy place imaginings for you tonight huh? PS I let the Japanese Defense Force (and your local psych unit) know about your threats potential.
4 – You really need to establish how the exchange between you and the “Hogeists” is like WWII before launching a whopper like this one.
5 – Every last one of the “Hogeists” huh?
6 – And you know this because of …? got some secret mind reading powers we don’t know about? (I know, I know, all libs do, seen it a thousand times)
7 – Seriously, no one un-deranged talks or writes like this. GS-13 Writer/Editor riiight youbetcha champ.